Out in advance of Holidaze Phase II, I acquired all manner of pricey bacchanalian necessities (and some sacred and a lot of profane goods on sale). Included was this tub of goodies (not on sale):
And why should a tub of seemingly fancy cookies be pictured here? ‘Cause they aren’t for human consumption; they are freakin’ President’s Choice® dog biscuits!
Look, they come with their own guide, like a tin of Quality Street or Pot O’ Gold:
This information serves what purpose? Anyway, Conrad loves ’em all.